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BRAD PERVERSEFF
MEET BRAD. HE'S THE SINGER IN OUR BAND. BRAD LIKES TO SING. BRAD SINGS GOOD.
AS FAR AS INFLUENCES GO ALL WE CAN SAY IS THAT BRAD SINGS THE POLICE REALLY
GOOD ALONG WITH WHEEZER AND SOME RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. HE'S A REALLY
NEAT GUY TO HANG OUT WITH, CUZ HE'S SINGING ALL THE TIME. BRAD PLAYS ON A
TELECASTER THAT'S A GUITAR YOU KNOW. HE SAYS HE ALSO LIKES LINE 6 AMPLIFIERS
WHATEVER THAT MEANS. HE'S SO COOL HE EVEN WENT TO COLLEGE TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT MUSIC CUZ HE COULD SING REAL GOOD. NOW BRAD SINGS FOR KING KA CHING.
OH HOW LUCKY WE ARE.
TOM JARVIE
MEET TOM. HE'S THE GUITAR PLAYER IN THE BAND HE'S GOOD TOO. HE MIGHT
LOOK REAL MEAN BUT HE'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD PERSON. TOM WENT
TO SCHOOL TOO JUST LIKE BRAD. HE WENT TO GUITAR INSTITUTE OF
TECHNOLOGY DOWN IN LOS ANGELES WHERE THERE ARE LOTS OF GANGS.
TOM DIDN'T JOIN A GANG THOUGH HE LEARNED HOW TO PLAY HIS GUITAR REAL GOOD
AND GOT TO MEET A LOT OF COOL PEOPLE. TOM PLAYS ON A LES PAUL AND
SOMETIMES A PAUL REED SMITH, WHOEVER THOSE GUYS ARE. HE ALSO SAYS
HE LIKES HIS LINE 6 AMPLIFIERS TOO JUST LIKE BRAD. NOW TOM PLAYS WITH
KING KA CHING TOO. OH HOW LUCKY WE ARE.
GABE SINCLAIR
MEET GABE. HE'S A REALLY COOL DRUMMER. HE IS GOOD TOO. HIS HAIR IS
SHORTER NOW THAN IN THE PICTURE SO THAT MAKES HIM COOLER AND
GOODER. HE WENT TO SCHOOL DOWN IN LOS ANGELES WITH TOM WHERE WE
THINK HE DID JOIN A GANG. THE COOL DRUMMER GANG THOUGH! GABE SAYS
HE REALLY LIKES STUART COPELAND AS A DRUMMER AND SAYS HE PLAYED FOR
THE POLICE. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT POLICE FORCE HE WAS ON THOUGH BUT
WE GUESS THEY WERE PROBABLY GOOD TOO. GABE PLAYS ON PREMIER'S
THAT HE SAID ARE MADE OUT OF MAPLE. PREMIERS MADE OUT OF MAPLE?
WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE IF THEY ALL WERE! GABE NOW PLAYS WITH KING KA
CHING.
OH HOW LUCKY WE ARE.
RODGER SALLANS
MEET RODGER. HE'S THE BASS PLAYER IN THE BAND. HE LOOKS LIKE AN
ANGRY DOCTOR BUT HE'S A PRETTY GOOD PERSON TOO. HE SWEARS TOO
MUCH BUT HE IS REALLY A GOOD PERSON REALLY. RODGER DIDN'T GO TO
COLLEGE BECAUSE HE WAS TOO LAZY. HE SAYS HE LEARNED TO PLAY IN HIGH
SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS EASY CREDITS AND THAT IS WHY WE THINK HE IS LAZY.
RODGER ALSO SAID HE LEARNED A LOT FROM STEVE HARRIS IN AN IRON MAIDEN.
BOY THAT STEVE GUY MUST HAVE GOT HURT. RODGER PLAYS ON IBANEZ BASSES
THAT ARE CHEAP BECAUSE HE'S TOO LAZY TO WORK FOR A REAL BASS
GUITAR. RODGER NOW PLAYS WITH KING KA CHING.
THIS IS WHERE THE LUCK RUNS OUT!
PICTURES & STUFF WITH NO MEANING
BRAD, SOMEWHAT BUZZED WHILE ROJ AND TOM 'TARD OUT!
